The Juice is no longer loose
13 years to the day after being acquitted of murder, O.J. Simpson was convicted of 12 counts of armed robbery yesterday. Sentencing is set for December 5; he could spend the rest of his life in prison.
I guess this means he won't be coming to any more USC practices. :P
P.S. For the uninitiated -- which is about 99.9% of my audience in this instance -- the title of this post is a reference to the headline in my unofficial high-school newspaper, The Living Room Times, 13 years ago today: "THE JUICE IS LOOSE." Ah yes, that choice of headline was one of the finest moments in my brief journalistic career. ;)
I guess this means he won't be coming to any more USC practices. :P
P.S. For the uninitiated -- which is about 99.9% of my audience in this instance -- the title of this post is a reference to the headline in my unofficial high-school newspaper, The Living Room Times, 13 years ago today: "THE JUICE IS LOOSE." Ah yes, that choice of headline was one of the finest moments in my brief journalistic career. ;)
posted by Brendan Loy at
10/04/2008 07:37:00 AM
