Well, gosh darn it

Say it ain't so, Dow, there you go again, falling downwards, doggone it.

Another 508.39 (5.11%) lost today, to 9,447.11 points.

Oh yeah, and the S&P 500 fell sharply, too -- it's now down to triple digits (996.23), after a 5.74% drop today.

But the fundamentals of the economy... oh, nevermind.