One Day More

I realize I'm a little late with this -- but hey, we've still got three hours left on Election Eve (five hours here in Colorado!), so:



(Hat tip: dcl.)

Becky and I have been working on our own version of the "One Day More" lyrics, which I may post here later.

UPDATE: As promised, Becky's and my alternative version...

BARACK OBAMA & JOHN MCCAIN

One day more!

Another day, another destiny

MCCAIN
This never-ending road to a catastrophe
The polling says I cannot win

OBAMA
Soon my new era will begin

OBAMA & MCCAIN
One day more!


MICHELLE OBAMA

I was not proud until today
Vote for Barack, and I'll be prouder



BARACK OBAMA & JOHN MCCAIN

One day more!

JOE BIDEN
I made another gaffe today
I try to be quiet, but I just get louder



GEORGE W. 
BUSH
One more day all on my own

DICK CHENEY & KARL ROVE
Will we ever meet again?

BUSH
One more day with Dick not caring

CHENEY & ROVE
I was born to be with you!

BUSH
What a life I might have known

CHENEY & ROVE
And I swear I will be true!

BUSH
But he never saw me there!


RUSH LIMBAUGH

One more day before the storm!



RUDY GIULIANI
9/11, 9/11



LIMBAUGH

At the barricades of freedom

GIULIANI

9/11, 9/11

LIMBAUGH

We will stop this socialist scum

GIULIANI
9/11, 9/11

LIMBAUGH

Will you take your place with me?



ALL

The time is now, the day is here 



OBAMA & MCCAIN

One day more!



NANCY PELOSI & HARRY REID
One more day to revolution,
They won't nip it in the bud!

Fairness Doctrine, Card-Check Unions
And assorted liberal crud!



OBAMA & MCCAIN

One day more!



BILL & HILLARY CLINTON
Watch 'em run amok,

Catch 'em as they fall,

Never know your luck

When there's a free for all!
Win or lose this day
We'll be back in play
Twenty-twelve or sixteen
We'll be on our way!



BARACK 
OBAMA

One day to a new beginning


SARAH PALIN
Raise the flag of Alaska high


OBAMA
Every man will be a king



PALIN
Every woman will shoot a moose


OBAMA
There's a new world for the winning

PALIN
I can see Russia from my house!

ALL
Do you hear the people sing?

NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL BOARD, TO OBAMA

My place is here, I fight with you!



OBAMA & MCCAIN

One day more!



[overlapping]

JOE LIEBERMAN
I will join the Grand Old Party
I will follow where they go
If the Dems get up to 60
They'll regret they messed with Joe

MICHELLE OBAMA
I was not proud until today



BUSH
One more day all on my own.


CHENEY & ROVE
How can I live when we are parted?

OBAMA & MCCAIN
One day more!



[overlapping]

OBAMA & MCCAIN

Tomorrow we'll be worlds away



BUSH
What a life I might have known!



OBAMA

Now out of my way, I must get started

PELOSI & REID

One more day to revolution,
They won't nip it in the bud!
Fairness Doctrine, Card-Check Unions...

CLINTONS

Watch 'em run amok

Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck

When there's a free-for-all!...

OBAMA & MCCAIN
Tomorrow we'll be far away,

Tomorrow is the judgment day

ALL
Tomorrow we'll discover

What our nation's voters have in store
One more dawn

One more day
One day more!